Executive Dysfunction Junction
I write sporadically when not held hostage by my ADD! (Send help)

viiioca:

loireejinn:

*“A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES” followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

i hate it when i get partnered with zenos in gym class

this is my only contribution to society today

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord